Bonus Points

I am going to list the things that I have done so far today... the first two merit bonus points.
(these are not in order of occurrence)

1. Cleaned the living room carpet of vomit and held child who vomited.
2. Cleaned poop out of pajama pants from 3 year old who is still not potty trained.
3. Math with 5 children
4. Piano with 3 children
5. Swept and mopped dining room floor
6. Swept and mopped kitchen floor
7. Started the dishes
8. Made breakfast

Current time: 12:28 p.m.